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British Writer Pens The Best Description Of Trump I’ve Read

British Writer Pens The Best Description Of Trump I’ve Read

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response:
A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.
Comments

A Phedon 15 hours ago
His behavior is a perfect study on the effects of chronic late stage syphilis. His brain is like a loofa sponge
L.S. Evans 2 days ago
Also he hates dogs! He has and has had no pets whatsoever (lucky for them) and calls everything he wants to insult "like a dog." He literally has no redeeming qualities but he does have an evil charisma that many (oh so many) people who are otherwise good people respond to. He not only brings out the worst in all the worst people, but unfortunately he brings out the worst in some of the best people. He is The Beast.
Felix Justice 2 days ago
He is also very tired. Weighted down by the brick dust on his face and the Big Macs in his belly.
Felix Justice 2 days ago
Donald Trump is clinically insane.
Pat Mavis Dianda 3 days ago
I agree totally. How this so called poor excuse of a human being ever got elected speaks volume of the people that voted for him. I think 16 million voters, Democrats, did not vote because they probably thought he would never get elected. If the midterms should take place, doubtful, as of now, every sane voter will cast their vote and end this lunacy we are stuck with now.
McGinnis Mary Jayne 6 days ago
Unfortunately He has truly described Trump ! I ask ….Why does the Republican leadership follow him?
I don’t have the answer !
Felix Justice 6 days ago
Donald Trump is mentally Ill, morally corrupt and criminally inclined.
Wu-chow's Auntie 6 days ago
Herr Trump may not have the authority to cancel the 2026 mid-term elections since it's the states that administer them, but there are more red states than blue states, and all he has to do is tell the red state governors to cancel them, and these cowards will do so. That will effectively throw the whole shebang into chaos and effectively cancel the mid-terms. And don't be so naiive and stupid to say "Naw, he wouldn't do that." Oh, yes, he would. Sometime before the 2024 election historian Timothy Snyder tweeted, "If Trump wins, America ends." Well, kiddies, America as a vibrant democracy has ended. And we did it to ourselves. Adolf Hitler didn't seize power. HE WAS GIVEN IT!!!!!! Herr Trump tried to seize power, and failed. But now HE WAS GIVEN IT!!!!!
Raulino 9 days ago
Certainly a good description, complete and exhaustive, well done anyway, I suppose that his family behavior is worse than his public one.
Moonglade 9 days ago
I will add myself to the list of A.A. or Americans Apologizing! I am sorry World, sorry Earth, sorry Universe…

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